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May. 22nd, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 1527 Notes
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I really need to stop making these but I can’t and it’s getting a little bit ridiculous… This one’s for everyone who realized how awesome Asami Sato is after episode seven — as much as I love my Makorra, I also have grown to really love her as a character recently! I’m sure it took major guts for her to stand up to her dad and the Equalists, so this is kind of an ode to that — a plea from Asami to Hiroshi, I guess? I actually wrote the lyrics myself this time, so if they suck, I apologize, ahaha… But without further ado, here’s to Pocahontas and Asami Sato, two women who embrace the idea of living in harmony, woo! Hope you enjoy it! :)

You think you own the city that you live in
You feel that you have something to reclaim
But I know every bender and non-bender
Has a life, has a spirit has a name

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who live and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a bender
You’ll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever seen a water tribe rising with the moon
Or asked the fire bender why he bends?
Can you feel all the vibrations in a mountain?
Can you be the leaf and travel with the wind?
Can you be the leaf and travel with the wind?

Let go of all your bitterness and heartache
Let go of the resentment that you hold
The world that we now live in is a new day
All the pain that you feel is of times old

Don’t blame all of our sorrows on these brothers
They’re not who you should fight, they are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends

How far will this craziness go?
I don’t want to join, I don’t want to know
Cause you’ll never feel the harmony of a perfect world

For whether we are normal or can bend
We need to feel all the vibrations of the mountains
We need to be the leaf and travel with the wind

You can own this place and still
You will own nothing until
You accept the world and benders as your kin

(Download link is here in case anyone wants it, by the way! ♥)

MOTHER OF GOD.

WHAT IS THIS EARGASM. 

THAT I AM HAVING.

May. 22nd, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 1345 Notes
 
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5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

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Dovahkiin’s Day Off
Customer: “Oh, hi. I would like to buy Skyrim on PC, please.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, we’ve just run out of it. The only ones we have left are pre-ordered.”
Customer: “Aw, come on, man! You must have some left in the back! Please, go check!”
Me: “No, I’m sure we ran out of those. Same for PS3 and Xbox versions. Come back tomorrow morning; we’ll be resupplied.”
Customer: “LEAVE ME ALONE, IT’S MINE! IT’S MYYYYYYYYYYYY GAME!”
Me: “Sir, what did you yell to him before grabbing him?”
Tall Man: “Promise you won’t laugh?”
Me: “Okay.”
Tall Man: “FUS RO DAH!”
May. 15th, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - Reblog - 3 Notes
Me: I would fuck a Flame Atronach.
Sean: Me too! I would just need a Condom of Resist Fire....
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